
(from Tales of the Teen Titans #48, November 1984; by Marv Wolfman, Steve Rude & Al Gordon)
Did he who made the tyger make thee?
Recommended listening: It’s wild and wooly.

Did he who made the tyger make thee?
Recommended listening: It’s wild and wooly.

Recommended by four out of five jaded nonconformists!
Recommended listening: Some brands never lose their flavor.
(from New Teen Titans v1 #27, January 1983; by Marv Wolfman, George Perez & Romeo Tanghal)
Whose bright idea was it to remake Midnight Cowboy with Todd Bridges and Ricky Schroder?
Recommended listening: Up your ASBO.

(from Video Jack #3, March 1988; by Cary Bates, Keith Giffen, and Dave Hunt)
Aw, he’s just high on life…and airplane glue…and some disco biscuits…and a quart of NyQuil.
Recommended listening: WARNING: May be habit-forming.

(from a February 1981 ad for Hostess Fruit Pies)
Seriously, kids, I don’t think I’m ever going to top this one.
Recommended listening: You’ll get a big delight in every bite!
(A big thanks to Brandon “Bad News” Dawley for bringing the goodies!)

(from What If…? v2 #13, May 1990; by Kurt Busiek, Vince Mielcarek, Ian Akin & Brian Garvey)
It was bound to happen once Professor X cut funding for the Institute’s midnight basketball program.
Recommended listening: A warning to some, a business model to others.
(With thanks to Bully, the Little Stuffed Pogo-dancer.)

(from Hopeless Savages #1, August 2001; by Jen Van Meter & Christine Norrie)
The first miniseries was a fun read, if a tad too “Oni” at times. It went careening downhill from there, though.
Recommended listening: Kids these days, I swear…

(from Fantastic Four #292, July 1986; by John Byrne & Al Gordon)
WATCH OUT, MEG RYAN! THERE’S A PUNK ROCK DUDE FOLLOWING YOU!
Recommended listening: A brief, bright flash then utter silence.
(With thanks to Bully, the Little Stuffed Pogo-dancer.)

(from Judge Dredd: Emerald Isle, by Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon & Wendy Simpson)
Don’t overdo it this St. Paddy’s Day….or ELSE.
Recommended listening: Escape is a myth, boyo.
(from Camelot 3000 #8, September 1983; by Mike W. Barr, Brian Bolland & Terry Austin)
AVOCLOWNDO: Half-clown, half-avocado, all punk.
Recommended listening: You’d cry, too, if it happened to you.