(from Batman: The Cult #3, 1988; by Jim Starlin, Berni Wrightson & Bill Wray) There are some folks out there who’ll tell you Batman: The Cult is a profoundly terrible comic. They are wrong. There is nothing profound about this misbegotten piece of shit. Recommended listening: Change the channel, please.

(from Detective Comics #570, January 1987; by Mike W. Barr, Alan Davis and Paul Neary) I miss the version of Batman who’d banter with ladies of dubious virtue while sporting a wide, goofy grin. Recommended listening: Feel the pain.

(from Batman #423, September 1988; by Starlin, Cockrum & DeCarlo) The sad thing is that most of that hundred grand will go towards the refilling the Caddy’s tank…three miles down the road. Recommended listening: Break on through.

(from Batman #423, September 1988; by Starlin, Cockrum & DeCarlo) This is why I stopped going to “all ages” shows. Recommended listening: A diverse playlist being necessary to the listenability of a free record collection, the right of the People to keep and play hooky punk tracks shall not be infringed. (Suggested by Chris “Chaos” [...]