(from What If…? v1 #38, April 1983; by Rick Margopoulos, Dan Reed & Mike Esposito) PRO TIP: Remove all studs and piercings before reaheating leftover punks in your microwave. Recommended listening: Then more than ever. (With thanks to Bully, the Little Stuffed Pogo-dancer.)

(from Captain America #328, April 1987; by Mark Gruenwald, Paul Neary & Vince Colletta) All you need to know about that red-headed stranger can be found right here. Recommended listening: Ever have it in the ear before?

(from Captain America #286, October 1983; by J.M. DeMatteis, Mike Zeck & John Beatty) Based on the empirical evidence, the safest place to be when the bombs fall is a Hot Topic store. Recommended listening: Tart asked for “moar Oi,” so “moar Oi” it is. Or rather, what happens when an Oi act makes an [...]