Those punk kids these days with their Kathy Perrys and Gaga Ladies and Richard Rosses… What is the world coming to?
Recommended listening: I never felt so much a’ like a’ like a’ like ‘a…
In case you were wondering about the lack of updates lately, I’ve decided to switch from a regular schedule to simply posting whenever I damn well feel like it.
PRO TIP: Remove all studs and piercings before reaheating leftover punks in your microwave.
Recommended listening: Then more than ever.
(With thanks to Bully, the Little Stuffed Pogo-dancer.)
Toss in a couple of vaguely contextual Bible quotes and you’d have the makings one bitchin’ Jack Chick tract.
Recommended listening: Keep your hand on the stick at all times.
I could have mentioned I was taking last week off, but how punk rock would that have been?
Recommended listening: Like all power pop romances, it works best if you imagine the subject has no idea who the singer is.
I saw a dead punk idol shooting smack in the alley behind Seditionaries. And his hair was spiky.
Recommended listening: Idolatry? No. Pity? Yes.
What if…Tim Gunn was the Beyonder?
Recommended listening: There’s no place like home for the hardcore.
Boooooooooooring.
Recommended listening: Not boring.
James Fenimore Cooper’s Studs ‘n’ Leatherstocking Tales, featuring Natty Punko.
Recommended listening: Give a hoot.
There are some folks out there who’ll tell you Batman: The Cult is a profoundly terrible comic.
They are wrong. There is nothing profound about this misbegotten piece of shit.
Recommended listening: Change the channel, please.
Ronin becomes a lot less impressive after one realizes the working title of the series was “Frank Miller Spent a Long Weekend Reading Lone Wolf and Cub and Akira.”
Recommended listening: Beg for it.